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Welcome one and all to the awesomeness that is my brand new blog. How can I be so sure that it will be full of awesomeness? The answer is quite simple, really.
Why would I post something that ISN’T awesome??
Just think about that for a moment. Here I am, starting out a new blog, my own little place on the internet. A place to grow an audience and build something useful. Why would I want to make that place suck? 🤷🏻♂️
With that reason in mind, you can rest assured that your time here will not be wasted. It is my goal to make every single post here bring some value to your life in some way. Maybe you’ll learn something about health, fitness, finances, something interesting in the news, or even just getting a laugh. If laughter truly is the best medicine, then I think we’ve come full circle back to the first item in the list: health.
Introducing my blog probably doesn’t bring much value to your life in and of itself, so I’m going to take this opportunity to improve your health! We all need a reason to smile, laugh, chuckle, or roll around giggling hysterically. Note that I am not a joke writer, just a joke plagiarizer. 😜
An unemployed engineer opens a clinic
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: ‟A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we will pay you $1,000 if we fail.”
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: ‟I have lost my sense of taste.”
Engineer: ‟Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: ‟This is Gasoline!”
Engineer: ‟Congratulations! You have got your taste back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: ‟I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Engineer: ‟Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: ‟But that is Gasoline!”
Engineer: ‟Congratulations! You have got your memory back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: ‟My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: ‟Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000,” passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: ‟But this is $500…”
Engineer: ‟Congratulations! You’ve got your vision back! That will be $500.”
